courtesy of the red, white & blue
monday (evening) confessions.
[one] i woke up at 7:30, ate breakfast, watched some ubl news coverage & then proceeded to take a 4 hour nap this morning. whatever, i felt bad.
[two] i ate brunch a table away from jimmie johnson yesterday. his daughter is adorable.
[three] i secretly wished it was dale jr. not jimmie johnson, but i mean it was southpark, junior would not be caught dead in southpark.
[four] i’m trying to figure out how to meet dale jr. because i think i need to marry him.
[five] i’m sick of “the kyle busch show” aka his dominating the races. i don’t disagree he’s a good driver but & i’m sure he’s doing something illegal.